2000 Chunky Puffs 400 Fantasy Edition

2000 Season Fantasy Edition (Chunky Puffs 400 @ Ed, Edd n Eddy Raceway Park, July 9th, 2000) Edit

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  • Curse-words will be censored out by *bleep*s.

Car Numbers, Sponsors, Manufacturers, and Drivers Edit

  1. 1 Pennzoil Chevrolet (Jimmy Neutron)
  2. 2 Miller Lite Ford (Rudy Tabootie)
  3. 3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet (Eddy "The Intimidator" McRich)
  4. 4 Kodak Chevrolet (Remy Buxaplenty)
  5. 5 Kellogg's Corn Flakes Chevrolet (Imaginary Gary)
  6. 6 Valvoline Ford (Professor Finbarr Calamitous)
  7. 7 PHILLIPS Nation's Rent Chevrolet (Wanda)
  8. 8 Budweiser Chevrolet (Homer Simpson)
  9. 9 Kodiak Ford (Mojo Jojo)
  10. 10 Aaron's Pontiac (Jimmy from "Ed, Edd n Eddy")
  11. 12 Mobil 1 Ford (Snap White)
  12. 14 Conseco Pontiac (Nelson Muntz)
  13. 16 TV Guide Ford (Buttercup Simpson)
  14. 17 DEWALT Power Tools Ford (Evil Jimmy Clone)
  15. 18 Interstate Batteries Pontiac (Ed"Lumpy" Monobrow)
  16. 19 MOTOROLA Ford (Danny "Phantom" Fenton / fill-in driver for the injured Eduardo)
  17. 20 Home Depot Pontiac (Eddward "Double-D" Marion)
  18. 21 CITGO Ford (Princess Morbucks)
  19. 22 CATERPILLAR Pontiac (Sandy Cheeks)
  20. 24 DUPONT Chevrolet (Timmy Turner)
  21. 25 Michael Holigan Chevrolet (Trixie Tang)
  22. 26 KMART Ford (Bubble Bass from "Spongebob Squarepants")
  23. 28 TEXACO Havoline Ford (Sheldon J. Plankton)
  24. 31 LOWE'S Chevrolet (Blooreguard Q. "Bloo" Kazoo)
  25. 32 Tide Ford (Blossom Neutron)
  26. 33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet (Mac Kazoo)
  27. 36 M&Ms Pontiac (Spongebob Squarepants)
  28. 40 Coors Light Chevrolet (Bart Simpson)
  29. 42 Bellsouth Chevrolet (Cindy Vortex)
  30. 43 STP Pontiac (Bubbles Turner)
  31. 44 Hot Wheels Pontiac (Kevin)
  32. 45 Spree/Sprint Chevrolet (Sheen Estevez)
  33. 55 Square-D Chevrolet (Stanley S. Squarepants)
  34. 60 Power Team Chevrolet (Francis Bull-E)
  35. 66 Route 66 KMART Ford (Fuzzy Lumpkins)
  36. 71 Real Tree Chevrolet (Cosmo)
  37. 75 Redcell Ford (Patrick Star)
  38. 77 JASPER Ford (Rolf)
  39. 88 Quality Care Ford (Lisa Simpson)
  40. 93 Amoco Pontiac (Evil Officer Mike Brikowski)
  41. 94 McDonald's Ford (Squidward Tentacles)
  42. 97 John Deere Ford (Penny Sanchez)
  43. 99 EXIDE Batteries Ford (Denzel Crocker)

Race Winner Edit

  • 2 Miller Lite Ford (Rudy Tabootie)

Number Of Laps Edit

  • 400

Number Of Cautions Edit

  • 16

Fights/Paybacks/Confrontations Edit

  • Imaginary Gary vs. Mac Kazoo (Lap 208 / Gary runs to the #33 car under the red flag and jump-kicks the window-net, drags Mac out of the car and the 2 brawl in Turn #4 after thinking that Mac wrecked Gary on purpose and caused a multi-car wreck on purpose to bring out the red flag).
  • Bart Simpson vs. Denzel Crocker (Lap 312 / After Crocker wrecks Bart in Turns 1 & 2, Bart throws his helmet FURIOUSLY at Crocker to show him up).
  • Kevin Shovelchin vs. Eddy McRich (finish of race / After Eddy took both Kevin and himself out coming into Turn #3 while leading, Kevin and Eddy argue and cuss by the start/finish line and then they brawled, exciting the crowd).

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  • (wiki-special opens inside Ed Edd n Eddy Raceway Park in the morning inside Jimmy Neutron & Blossom's hauler with Jimmy Neutron, Blossom, Barttercup, Timmy, Bubbles, Bloo, Mac, Ed, Edd, and Jackie Evancho eating breakfast)
  • Ed (after eating a spoonful of Chunky Puffs): Ahhh.... good ol' Chunky Puff raceday! Today I, Ed will achieve greatness as I win the Chunky Puffs 400! Look at my nose and see your future.
  • Edd (annoyed): *short pause* Puh-lease!
  • Jackie: It's a good idea to eat inside your hauler this week, Jimmy and Blossom.
  • Jimmy: Ah, thanks, Jackie. It's really no problem at all.
  • Blossom: It's our great honor to have you all here.
  • Bart: Yeah, Butter-Babe and I never had Chunky Puffs before, this stuff rocks!
  • Buttercup (with her mouthful): Doesn't beat "Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets" for me! (referring to the very cereal from the PPG episode, "Jewel of the Aisle")
  • Edd: Buttercup, I insist you mind your manners and don't talk with your mouthful.
  • Buttercup: *gulps* It's just food! Why are you making it a big deal?!
  • Jackie: Because we don't want you to choke, Buttercup.
  • Buttercup: HMPH!
  • Timmy: So, Bubble-honey you ready for some short-track action tonight?
  • Bubbles: *gulps a piece her Swedish crepe* Well, I'm more fired up than usual, Timmykins. I can't believe NASCAR made us race here for the first time.
  • Buttercup: Yeah, I wanna kick some short-track bumper this evening and put Mojo Jojo and Mr. Crocker in the wall in tonight's race!
  • Timmy: Actually, Buttercup leave Crockpot to ME, but feel free to take Mojo Jojo out of tonight's race if you want.
  • Buttercup: Yeah, sadly NASCAR wouldn't let us deliberately wreck other drivers. If only NASCAR had a demolition derby next year so I could definitely knock the rear-bumper outta Mojo Jojo!
  • Ed: Like kickboxers?
  • Edd: Ed, hush.
  • Ed: *groans*
  • Timmy: Anyway, I'm actually GLAD that NASCAR purchased the land of the cul-de-sac and made this a short-track.
  • Bubbles: Short-tracks are cute. *giggles*
  • Bloo: This track stinks! Why couldn't they build it somewhere that deserves a lousy track like this?!!! It should be a much bigger oval here NOT this puny squirt of a racetrack!
  • Mac: Bloo, calm down! You'll get your wish next week in New Hampshire! (foreshadowing the "2000 Jiffy Lube 300 Fantasy Edition" wiki)
  • Edd: Thank you, Mac. And an answer to your question, Bloo, the reason why NASCAR bought this land to build this short-track is because due to the fact the suburbs where that so-called friend's (referring to Eddy) favorite Candy Store once stood, there was never enough room to build a 2-mile speedway oval. 2nd of all, all through his life he always heckled us in saying that NASCAR should come here, well he wanted NASCAR to come here, he got it. But in order to keep NASCAR here for seasons to come, we have to race HERE at this very venue.
  • Bloo: Sheesh, whatever! HMPH! *scene cuts to "NASCAR Raceday: Served By The Krusty Krab"*

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  • (Scene goes to Eddy's hauler with Eddy, Mr. Crocker, Evil Jimmy Clone, Imaginary Gary, Plankton and Morbucks eating breakfast and having just watched "NASCAR Raceday: Served By The Krusty Krab")
  • Eddy: *turns his TV off* Man, that is bunk!
  • Plankton: "Served By The Krusty Krab"?! That should be MY restaurant!
  • Mr. Crocker: Forget about your restaurant, Sheldon! What's important is how we beat Team Fastex today!
  • Eddy: Yeah, you heard the Crockpot!
  • Crocker: Hey! I resent that remark!
  • Princess: Quit whining, Crocker!
  • Evil Jimmy Clone: Lot you are to talk, Spoiled little Daddy's girl.
  • Princess: What?!
  • Imaginary Gary: Hey, sticking a teammate's true nature to 'em like that, now that's cool! (sips his morning coffee)
  • Eddy: Anyway, I just can't believe we're racing where my old cul-de-sac INCLUDING the candy store used to be! I mean, why couldn't they pave over that part of "Repo-ville" where that old guy's candy bar is instead?! (referring to Sam's Candy Bar in Retroville)
  • Evil Jimmy Clone: I may hate the owner, but he sure makes a fine milkshake...for me to throw at him once he'd give 'em to me! (evil laughter) I'd always pin it on my no-bad doppleganger...until he gave him and his other friends special eye drops so they'd know it was me impersonating the fudge-headed dweeb! Lousy genius...
  • Eddy: *mumbling gibberish under his breath* [out loud] I HATE that I have to share the title of MY raceway park with those losers I used to call friends! (referring to Ed and Edd) I should have had MY racetrack dedicated to the future jawbreaker bank of my dreams! (reference to his fantasy jawbreaker bank in the EENE episode, "Once Upon An Ed") "Eddy's Jawbreaker Bank Raceway Park"! Can't ya just see it!?
  • Princess: *laughing* Keep dreaming, McRich! The only way YOU could have your own jawbreaker bank is if I had my daddy buy you your own bank, but I ain't gonna tell him to do that!
  • Eddy: Say what?! What kind of teammate are you?! Spoiled brat, wait'll I-!
  • (Just then Garner Rexton and Spex entered the hauler)
  • Garner: Wail on your teammate AFTERWARDS, McRich. REXCOR Team Meeting NOW!
  • Eddy: *groan*

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  • (ESPN Speedworld Theme plays)
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Once again, we are in a brand new city NASCAR has NEVER raced before, and this city is the city of Peach Creek! This area used to be the Peach Creek cul-de-sac where some of our famous drivers (referring to the Ed, Edd n Eddy gang) lived until NASCAR bought the land, did some demolition and cleanup work (referring to the Ed, Edd n Eddy houses), and built a state-of-the-ark short-track known as Ed, Edd n Eddy Raceway Park! Hello everyone, I'm Bob Jenkins, alongside Benny Parsons, and this race BP, boy this race will provide a LOT of excitement because it is INDEED a short track.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Indeed you're right, Bob. This track is a LOT similar to Indianapolis Raceway Park (now "Lucas Oil Raceway") because this track has same characteristics, and as Kevin said in his interview during Happy Hour yesterday, this track would filled with a lot of surprises. Man oh man, I can't wait for the green flag to drop in tonight's race, Bob.
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): And the major surprise of tonight's race is that despite feeling ill this weekend, Sheen Estevez will still be driving in tonight's race.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Indeed, Bob. Sheen might've came down with a virus, but he's gonna have to wrestle that virus for 400 laps tonight. His friend and teammate, Jimmy Neutron in the #1 Pennzoil Chevrolet had been strong in Happy Hour yesterday, despite qualifying 21st on Thursday night, and I think that James Isaac "Jimmy" Neutron will pull it off tonight from the 26th starting position in tonight's race.
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Let's hope Jimmy Neutron succeeds in tonight's race and stays out of trouble in order to clinch his first career win in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series and clinch a playoff spot in the Top 16 playoff spots before the regular season closer at Richmond (foreshadowing the "2000 Chevrolet Monte Carlo 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki). Right now, it's time to get these 43 cars to fire to life. Let's go trackside for the command! *scene cuts to the track*
  • Track P.A Announcer: All right Peach Creek racefans, *fans begin to cheer loudly* it is now time for the 4 most famous words in motorsports! Here to give the command for tonight's Chunky Puffs 400, the C.E.O of Kellogg's Chunky Puffs and honorary starter for tonight's race, Mr. John A. Bryant! *crowd cheers loudly*
  • John A. Bryant: Representing all of the employees of Kellogg's and Chunky Puffs, Drivers, Start Your Engines! *crowd screams and cheers loudly*
  • *engines start and rev loudly in unison to ballistic cheering crowd*

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): *as the pace car pulls into the pits with the crowd screaming and cheering loudly* All right, Peach Creek, you asked for it! The pace car pulls in and we're ready for the start of the Chunky Puffs 400, and the for the first time in Peach Creek history... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by John A. Bryant, fans scream and cheer in unison* ... the green flag will wave and we're underway in the Chunky Puffs 400! Glad you're with us on ESPN!
  • Eli Gold (MRN Radio): For the 1st time in Peach Creek history, the green flag flies and we're underway! They come through the gearbox and up they come to speed! With 1 team sitting on the pit-lane, it's Lisa Simpson who takes the top spot and tries to pull away from a car-length!
  • Kyle Rickey (MRN Radio): She'll do just that by a car-length over Blossom Neutron in 2nd, Rudy Tabootie will fall to 3rd, Denzel Crocker and Sandy Cheeks race side-by-side for the 4th position here in EENE Raceway Park! *with sudden realization* Trouble just ahead in the race for 2nd! 2 cars get sideways but everyone's okay!
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Everybody stays in a straight line off Turn #4, the battle for 2nd continues, that's where Blossom Neutron has the spot! Rudy Tabootie's trying to take it away in the battle for 2nd!
  • Kyle Rickey (MRN Radio): And that's where the contact was made a lap ago. Blossom Neutron on that outside lane hangs on to the 2nd position, Rudy Tabootie was to her inside, there was slight contact. Again, looking to the inside for that runner up-spot!
  • Eli Gold (MRN Radio): Ed Monobrow now looks to the inside, trying to make a move on Timmy Turner! They're battling for the 8th spot, working side by side! Cosmo Godparent is on the pit lane, Evil Officer Brikowski has been on the pit lane, Lisa Simpson pulling away with the lead!

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  • (Lap 398 of 400 laps)
  • scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): We now have 3 laps to go in the Chunky Puffs 400 here in Peach Creek, *scene cuts to the track* and Kevin Shovelchin and Eddy McRich are STILL battling it out for the win with Rudy Tabootie sitting in the 3rd position!
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Man oh man! Eddy REALLY doesn't want Kevin to add his name to the playoff roster! He is chargin' like a MADMAN! *scene cuts to Eddy's cockpit*
  • (in Turns 3 & 4, on frontstretch, frontstraightaway, Turns 1 & 2, backstraightaway, and back in Turns 3 & 4)
  • Eddy (in 2nd): Give it up, Bazooka-Chin! I want the endless supply of jawbreakers! And I ain't lettin' ya in the playoffs! *scene cuts to Kevin's cockpit*
  • Kevin (in 1st): NA-UH Dorky! You're better off wasting time scamming kids for their money rather than drive for Team REXCOR! What's Garner Rexton gonna do if you don't win?! Button his yap and go home?! *scene cuts to Eddy's cockpit*
  • Eddy (in 2nd): You just wait n' see what I'm gonna do to ya on the last lap! *scene cuts to Kevin's cockpit*
  • Kevin (in 1st): It better not be one of those B.S moves you make every race! And if it is, I'm pounding you, dork!
  • Eddy (in 2nd / voice only): *snobbish laugh* You're funny, Kev! *scene cuts to the track*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): There's the white flag! 1 more lap to go in the Chunky Puffs 400! Eddy McRich is ALL OVER the bumper of Kevin Shovelchin!
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Kevin's better watch his back, now! Eddy McRich IS COMIN'! *audio switches to MRN Radio*
  • Eli Gold (MRN Radio): Eddy McRich is on the high side, Kevin Shovelchin's on the low side as they enter Turn #3, *in unison Eddy slams the door on Kevin, but sends him and Kevin skidding and smacking the outside retaining wall, and both of them scream as they crash* (with sudden realization) MCRICH GETS HIM! HARD in the wall goes Shovelchin! HARD in the wall goes McRich! Everybody scatters low and high trying to avoid the wrecked leaders!
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): And the win will go to Rudy Tabootie, the car in 3rd at the time before the accident, and he will go to Victory Lane! But the disastrous heartbreak belongs to Kevin Shovelchin and Eddy McRich! Eddy's move in Turn #3 had cost them BOTH a shot at the win.
  • Eli Gold (MRN Radio): And both of them are NOT very pleased with each other.

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Trivia Edit

  • Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins (now retired) & Benny Parsons (1941-2007).
  • The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race legacy will be Joe Moore & Eli Gold (In the booth), and Kyle Rickey (Turns 1 & 2, backstretch)
  • The pit reporters (radio) will be Winston Kelly, Jason Toy, Steve "The Postman" Post, Jim Phillips, Alex Hayden, Adam Alexander, and Jeff Streigle.
  • This track is a spoof of Lucas Oil Raceway (Formerly known as Indianapolis Raceway Park & Oreilly Raceway Park), a NASCAR Xfinity (Formerly BUSCH and Nationwide) Series Track.
  • Ed Edd n Eddy Raceway Park used to be the Peach Creek Cul-De-Sac, in which the houses were demolished and the whole area was built into a state-of-the-ark short track facility for nighttime racing.
  • This wiki-race is a night race.
  • This is the only race that Barney Hall (lead commentator for MRN Radio) is absent.

Ed, Edd n Eddy Raceway Park (Spoof of Lucas Oil Raceway) Edit